Today is National Record Store Day. And I live in Statesboro, GA. How are these two facts related? There is no Record Store in Statesboro. There is not a shop participating in NRSD within 100 miles of where I live. The nearest is 120 miles away in Warner Robins. Just my luck.
So, if you live in a big city, find a record store and buy me something that sounds pretty. Any of the following will do: