When discussing our wedding cupcake bakery options:
C: There's a bakery in Sylvania... looks small town.
K: *looks at website* Yeah, not much better than a grocery store bakery.
C: Oooh... Walmart bakery?
K: No. No, no, no, no, NO.
C: You can't say no without looking.
K: I don't need to see a crack whore to know I don't want to be one.