Working at a little local shop is sometimes boring. Sometimes it's redundant. Sometimes it's frustrating. Sometimes it's just plain hilarious. Here are two phone calls I've gotten in the last few weeks:
Phone call #1, 10 minutes ago:
*ring*
Me: Bellies and Babies, this is Katie.
Lady on the other end: Is this Martha?
Me: No, Ma'am. I think you have the wrong number.
Lady: Are you sure?
Me: Yes, Ma'am. I'm sure.
Lady: Okay, thank you.
Me: Bye.
This conversation leads me to believe one of these two conclusions must be accurate:
1. The lady just didn't listen when I answered, completely ignoring the "This is Katie" part.
OR
2. Her friend Martha likes to pretend she's other people when she answers the phone. Maybe Martha always answers the phone a different way.... "Hello this is Greg, thank you for calling Pizza-Hut."
Either way, the "Are you sure?" was my favorite part.
Phone Call #2, about three weeks ago (keep in mind we're a maternity and children's clothing store):
*ring*
Me: Bellies and Babies, this is Katie.
Lady: Could you please tell me what your hours are?
Me: From 10-5:30 on weekdays and 10-4 on Saturdays.
Lady: Okay, great. Now, where exactly are you located?
Me: South Main Street, right across the street from the bank.
Lady: Okay, I know where that is. Now, do ya'll sell the live chickens and ducks or what?
Me: .............
Lady: ...........
Me: Ma'am, we sell maternity and children's clothing.
Lady: Oh.
*click*
There are absolutely no conclusions I can draw from this one, folks. But I think this is the best phone call I've ever gotten.
Happy Saturday.
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Baby Preacher
I know. I haven't been around for a week now. I'm taking a little mini-break. But this is seriously the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Enjoy.
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Cover Me Mondays: Hey Ya!
It isn't Monday, but "Cover Me Tuesdays" just doesn't sound as catchy.
If I had posted yesterday, here's what I would have posted:
Original, OutKast, 2003:
Cover, Obediah Parker, 2008:
You may have seen this one before. It's pretty popular, but I think it still deserves a nod.
xoxo
If I had posted yesterday, here's what I would have posted:
Original, OutKast, 2003:
Cover, Obediah Parker, 2008:
You may have seen this one before. It's pretty popular, but I think it still deserves a nod.
xoxo
Break
It would seem that I took a break from blogging for a little while. I've been a bit burned out. And kinda in a funk. It's hard to blog when you feel like that. It's hard to do anything but necessary things when you feel like that. I'm going to try to be better about blogging. It really is my favorite outlet. It's where I can take thing that make me smile and share them... even if nobody else is looking.
Now, so that you don't think this was a totally pointless self-pitying post, here's a video. A really weird video. I love Kristen Bell, and I love Yeasayer, but I still can't get over the weirdness of this video.
Now, so that you don't think this was a totally pointless self-pitying post, here's a video. A really weird video. I love Kristen Bell, and I love Yeasayer, but I still can't get over the weirdness of this video.
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Humpday Listday: Reasons I Shouldn't Have Gone Outside to Help Chris Clean The Grill.
1. mosquito bites on my arm.
2. mosquito bites on my leg.
3. mosquito bites on my other leg.
4. ant bite on my finger.
5. mosquito bites on the back of my knee.
Next time, I'm staying inside.
2. mosquito bites on my leg.
3. mosquito bites on my other leg.
4. ant bite on my finger.
5. mosquito bites on the back of my knee.
Next time, I'm staying inside.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
I Love My Dad.
Monday, August 9, 2010
Cover Me Mondays: Respect
Everybody knows this song. Everybody. Really, your grandma knows this song. Everybody. People sing it in the shower, while cooking, alone in their cars, and of course, doing karaoke.
Aretha Franklin, recorded 1967 (Not sure the date of this video):
But what you may not know, is that Aretha's oh-so-famous version of this song is NOT the original. Whaaaaaaattt????
Yep, it's true. Aretha recorded the anthem in 1967. Otis Redding wrote and recorded the song in 1965, two years before Aretha's version. Now, I don't know about you, but that fact pretty much blew my mind. I had no idea! Did you?
Otis Redding,
So there you go, a little education with this week's edition of "Cover Me Mondays."
And truth be told, I think I like Mr. Redding's version just a little bit better.
(no offense, Aretha...)
xoxo
Aretha Franklin, recorded 1967 (Not sure the date of this video):
But what you may not know, is that Aretha's oh-so-famous version of this song is NOT the original. Whaaaaaaattt????
Yep, it's true. Aretha recorded the anthem in 1967. Otis Redding wrote and recorded the song in 1965, two years before Aretha's version. Now, I don't know about you, but that fact pretty much blew my mind. I had no idea! Did you?
Otis Redding,
So there you go, a little education with this week's edition of "Cover Me Mondays."
And truth be told, I think I like Mr. Redding's version just a little bit better.
(no offense, Aretha...)
xoxo
Friday, August 6, 2010
Best Coast
I've been drooling over this album (specifically this song) for like two weeks now. I have a husband, but I go around singing "I wish he was my boyfriend....." in my head all day. Give it a listen:
PS... I got a facebook message from my friend Anna this morning saying she was listening to one of my mixtapes. I have no way of seeing if or how many copies of my tapes get downloaded unless someone tells me they got it, so the message was a real treat. It's good to know somebody out there liked it. It made my morning! So, if you've downloaded a mixtape, let me know! Leave a comment!
xoxo
xoxo
Free Font Friday
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Humpday Listday: Someday House
Chris and I often talk about our "Someday House." You know, the house you aspire to live in someday. The house where you'll raise your kids and friends will come to stay for long weekends. Where your most treasured possessions will all have places of their own. The house you'll always think of as home.
Right now, we live in the very small, very old, very cheap 2 bedroom apartment that Chris has lived in since before we got married. We decided that as long as we live in Statesboro, we'll stay in this apartment and save money for when we have a "real" place. We're always trying to make our current place better, though. We've painted the kitchen, dining room, living room, bedroom and bathroom. Those little touches make it not-so-bad for right now. But we're constantly dreaming of our "someday house."
Here is my "Someday House" wishlist. I realize that it would have to be a pretty spectacular house to have all of these things, but can't a girl dream?
xoxo
Right now, we live in the very small, very old, very cheap 2 bedroom apartment that Chris has lived in since before we got married. We decided that as long as we live in Statesboro, we'll stay in this apartment and save money for when we have a "real" place. We're always trying to make our current place better, though. We've painted the kitchen, dining room, living room, bedroom and bathroom. Those little touches make it not-so-bad for right now. But we're constantly dreaming of our "someday house."
Here is my "Someday House" wishlist. I realize that it would have to be a pretty spectacular house to have all of these things, but can't a girl dream?
- Big, glorious, floor-to-ceiling windows in at least one room.
- Beautiful hardwood floors throughout, with soft, luxurious rugs strategically placed for preventing cold tootsies.
- A kitchen with a big farmhouse-style table. Big enough for at least 10 people.
- Speaking of the kitchen, I'd like tons of storage, and more counter space than anyone could possibly ever need.
- A turret with a roof that looks like an upside down ice cream cone.
- A secret room or hidden passageway. I've always wanted one of those.
- A backyard with grass as soft as carpet where you'd never need shoes.
- A little outbuilding in the backyard (with the soft grass) that looks like a tiny house that I would use as a studio. Must have hanging baskets of colorful flowers.
- An antique claw-foot tub.
- Hummingbird feeders outside. With hummingbirds.
- A big, strong oak tree with a tire swing and tree house for the someday-kids.
- A Weasley-sized fireplace. (You know, one big enough for the whole Weasley family to fit in to travel on the Floo Network.)
- A wraparound front porch. With rocking chairs.
- A red front door.
xoxo
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Camp Meeting
This year was my first year going to Camp Meeting with Chris' family. It's a Hucks tradition passed down through Chris' Mom's family. I'll admit I was very nervous before we got there, because I didn't really understand what exactly it was. I'll try to describe it for you.....
It's really quite difficult to tell somebody else what exactly Camp Meeting is. We talked all weekend about how to describe it to other people. This particular Camp Meeting is in Denver, North Carolina at Rock Springs Campgrounds. There are 3 rings of tents all around the central arbor and the 'thing to do' is to walk around the circle holding hands with your sweetheart. There are worship services held several times a day at the arbor and people are free to come and go as they please. The tents are not movable canvas type things, but permanent structures made of wood. You share walls with the tent next door, like rows of townhouses. Most tents have been owned by families for a long time. The Hucks' tent (Chris' mother's family) has been in the family for 50 years. They're two stories, like townhouse-type shacks. There is power and water, but of course no air conditioning or hot water. Ours has a teeny-tiny bathroom under the stairs. It's really a sink and toilet under the stairs separated from the downstairs bedroom by a sheet. All the rooms are separated by sheets. Upstairs is one large bedroom area with a little shower room that was added a few years ago. It has a tin roof that makes it difficult to sleep when it's raining really hard like it did on Saturday night. Camp Meeting lasts for 3 weeks and some people leave their houses and move into their tents for that time. Some live locally and don't sleep there are all, they just come for the festivities at night. I'm not sure Camp Meeting is something that can really be described without seeing it for yourself. Here are some pictures:
Tent 135. It's been in the Hucks family for 50 years. I felt incredibly lucky to be a part of such a long and strong tradition. I had a blast and can't wait to do it again next year!Our tent. No air conditioning, but we have a toilet and a shower. And an awesome swing built by Chris' uncle Jimmy.
This is the kitchen..... ham biscuits are apparently a Camp Meeting tradition. Emily approves!
Chris' mom is the undisputed Queen of paddleball in the Hucks/Wilson family.
The entire family. We were only missing cousin Jenny, who was out of town for work.
We made chocolate ice cream.
This is Heck (yes, Heck.) and Mary. They were friends of Chris' grandparents and still have the tent across from the Hucks. They're like part of the family, too.
Having a little fun down by the arbor.
Emily and I had a little impromptu photo shoot. It's so much fun having a sister!
This is the silliness I married into. I'm a lucky girl.
Aren't Chris' parents the cutest ever?!
Total Christmas card material. Amazing.
So that's Camp Meeting. If you ever get an opportunity to go to one, wherever it may be, you should go. It's like summer camp for whole families. And it's so so so much fun!
xoxo
It's really quite difficult to tell somebody else what exactly Camp Meeting is. We talked all weekend about how to describe it to other people. This particular Camp Meeting is in Denver, North Carolina at Rock Springs Campgrounds. There are 3 rings of tents all around the central arbor and the 'thing to do' is to walk around the circle holding hands with your sweetheart. There are worship services held several times a day at the arbor and people are free to come and go as they please. The tents are not movable canvas type things, but permanent structures made of wood. You share walls with the tent next door, like rows of townhouses. Most tents have been owned by families for a long time. The Hucks' tent (Chris' mother's family) has been in the family for 50 years. They're two stories, like townhouse-type shacks. There is power and water, but of course no air conditioning or hot water. Ours has a teeny-tiny bathroom under the stairs. It's really a sink and toilet under the stairs separated from the downstairs bedroom by a sheet. All the rooms are separated by sheets. Upstairs is one large bedroom area with a little shower room that was added a few years ago. It has a tin roof that makes it difficult to sleep when it's raining really hard like it did on Saturday night. Camp Meeting lasts for 3 weeks and some people leave their houses and move into their tents for that time. Some live locally and don't sleep there are all, they just come for the festivities at night. I'm not sure Camp Meeting is something that can really be described without seeing it for yourself. Here are some pictures:
Tent 135. It's been in the Hucks family for 50 years. I felt incredibly lucky to be a part of such a long and strong tradition. I had a blast and can't wait to do it again next year!Our tent. No air conditioning, but we have a toilet and a shower. And an awesome swing built by Chris' uncle Jimmy.
This is the kitchen..... ham biscuits are apparently a Camp Meeting tradition. Emily approves!
Chris' mom is the undisputed Queen of paddleball in the Hucks/Wilson family.
The entire family. We were only missing cousin Jenny, who was out of town for work.
We made chocolate ice cream.
This is Heck (yes, Heck.) and Mary. They were friends of Chris' grandparents and still have the tent across from the Hucks. They're like part of the family, too.
Having a little fun down by the arbor.
Emily and I had a little impromptu photo shoot. It's so much fun having a sister!
This is the silliness I married into. I'm a lucky girl.
Aren't Chris' parents the cutest ever?!
Total Christmas card material. Amazing.
So that's Camp Meeting. If you ever get an opportunity to go to one, wherever it may be, you should go. It's like summer camp for whole families. And it's so so so much fun!
xoxo
Monday, August 2, 2010
Cover Me Mondays: Handle With Care
Oh goodness! Chris and I got back less than an hour ago from North Carolina! We left at 2, but got a call around 3 that my grandmother's in the hospital with pneumonia or bronchitis (we'll know more tomorrow), so we made a detour and went through to see her on the way back. She's getting much better now, though. We're pretty tired, hot (we turned the A/C waaay up before we left), and missing our kitty- she's still at the boarder's until tomorrow. So this will be short. I'll try to get pictures from the weekend up tomorrow. But for now....
In the late 80's George Harrison, Jeff Lynne, Roy Orbison, Tom Petty, and Bob Dylan formed the supergroup Traveling Wilburys.
Here's their original version of Handle With Care, from 1988 (see it on YT here, with better quality):
Here's the version I heard first, by Jenny Lewis, with the Watson Twins, Connor Oberst, M. Ward, and Ben Gibbard, from Jenny's album with the Watson Twins, Rabbit Fur Coat (my faaaaaavorite album ever!):
In the late 80's George Harrison, Jeff Lynne, Roy Orbison, Tom Petty, and Bob Dylan formed the supergroup Traveling Wilburys.
Here's their original version of Handle With Care, from 1988 (see it on YT here, with better quality):
Here's the version I heard first, by Jenny Lewis, with the Watson Twins, Connor Oberst, M. Ward, and Ben Gibbard, from Jenny's album with the Watson Twins, Rabbit Fur Coat (my faaaaaavorite album ever!):
And here's a video of Jenny with Connor Oberst and Johnathan Rice doing the song live (the sound quality isn't great):
Now, I'm going to go watch this week's True Blood and try to relax.
xoxo
xoxo
Sunday, August 1, 2010
Some Other Sky
Hello August!
As promised, here's a brand new mix for you! I wasn't really going for a "theme" but it turned out that it's the perfect mix for lat summer anyway. So, download, listen, and enjoy!
DOWNLOAD HERE!
Or listen below:
As promised, here's a brand new mix for you! I wasn't really going for a "theme" but it turned out that it's the perfect mix for lat summer anyway. So, download, listen, and enjoy!
DOWNLOAD HERE!
Or listen below:
Have a happy Sunday!
xoxo
xoxo
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